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Welcome to Tales of Spivey Man

My  name is Spivey Man, and I say things sometimes. That is why I have this website. Because sometimes I say things and people think they are funny and sometimes even entertaining. I try to always be grammatically correct, and I hope you all will enjoy reading my tales, the Tales of Spivey Man. My wish is that someday the whole world will know the name of Spivey Man, and when it is heard it will bring a smile to the face of every man, woman, and child, because they know of the great things that happen here, and the mere thought warms their souls.

Here Are My Tales

Sorry again

10/28/2013 20:18
Hey guys I am back. Sorry I have been gone long. Something happened to my computer and I forgot my password. Everytime I would log in my password was already pre typed into the password bar so I...

Hey guys sorry

10/03/2013 21:01
Hey guys, sorry it took so long to get on. For some weird reason I could not log in to my blog for over 3 weeks. I could see the blog but I could not log in. So here is my first blog post in 3 weeks....

Would you like a fortune cookie?

09/14/2013 18:59
No I would not. I would not like a da fortune cookie. Those fortune cookies are like the fortune they give. They are void except the fortune is void in meaning and not void in cookieness. I used to...

Cats

09/06/2013 19:42
Don't cats just annoy you sometimes or all the times. I mean they think that they are god and all things such as. My cat is no more than a tenth of my size and at times she takes up more than half of...

How did this come up?

08/24/2013 19:02
So a while back (2 minutes ago) I looked up Tales of Spivey Man and found this. This was my first result: https://www.scamadviser.com/check-website/tales-of-spivey-man.webnode.com. Pretty tricky...

radios

08/23/2013 11:31
Have any of you guys noticed how the people on radios always talk over the music that is playing? Does this not just annoy you? "Oh look a good song is playing but there are no lyrics yet so I will...

bread bowls

08/23/2013 10:59
So last night I was at Panera Bread eating some delicious soup out of a bread bowl. I started thinking what a genius idea this was. Whoever thought of this, I give 100 genius points to and more to...

Nightmare #4

08/04/2013 19:29
I mam writing this one as a request from my friend. I don't agree with this nightmare at all, but I will try to make a convincing case. Imagine a world without computer games. This would just be...

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

07/28/2013 21:45
We have heard this so called joke many times. We have heard various answers to the question. Well let me tell you something. I have had enough of this joke. Why can't we live in a world where a...

Fairly Odd parents

07/17/2013 21:01
The great TV show of Fairly Odd Parents is about a kid who has been 10 years old for the past 10 or so years, has fairy god parents, is bullied by a kid named Francis, has an evil baby sitter named...
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Subject: ebola By: ebola boy Date: 08/19/2014

say something about ebola! no touching no eating DANGEROUS!

Subject: nothing... By: loserbrain Date: 08/19/2014

nothing has happened for days no weeks no months...... or is it years now.... i cant tell anymore.......

Subject: more By: loserbrain Date: 03/14/2014

you should write some more stuff like things about other stuff and stuff like that kind of stuff yeah............ hey how about aliens invading earth or something!

Subject: Re: more By: Spivey man Date: 04/16/2014

Make sense please.

Subject: Re: Re: more By: loserbrain Date: 04/28/2014

what do you mean i did make sense! and you suck at SC2 hehehe

Subject: more By: loserbrain Date: 01/08/2014

i need more i need to feed off of your ideas please feed me more!

Subject: love! By: pee body Date: 11/15/2013

i love you spivey man i love you more than poopy pants

Subject: Re: love! By: Spivey man Date: 11/16/2013

Yes...thank you pee body?

Subject: Re: Re: love! By: pee body Date: 11/17/2013

yes i pee

Subject: [no subject] By: poopy pants Date: 10/31/2013

Spivey Man, I love you.

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