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Welcome to Tales of Spivey Man

My  name is Spivey Man, and I say things sometimes. That is why I have this website. Because sometimes I say things and people think they are funny and sometimes even entertaining. I try to always be grammatically correct, and I hope you all will enjoy reading my tales, the Tales of Spivey Man. My wish is that someday the whole world will know the name of Spivey Man, and when it is heard it will bring a smile to the face of every man, woman, and child, because they know of the great things that happen here, and the mere thought warms their souls.

Here Are My Tales

Silly rabbit...trix are for kids

07/16/2013 21:23
As many of you know, i really like cereal. I eat it a lot. But there is one cereal I have a problem with and that is trix. I have two problems with this cereal. In the commercials for Trix, the...

terrible april fools joke

07/05/2013 18:11
So last week I was at the DMV to try and get my drivers license (passed with ease by the way). Before I took the drivers test I was in my car wondering "what if someone took this test on April 1st?"...

dogs in cars

07/05/2013 18:04
Have any of you seen people just leave their dog inside a car so that they can go somewhere? It just really annoys me that people do this. Why do people just leave a dog inside a car without any...

nightmare #3

06/28/2013 08:59
So this morning I was really thirsty and I wanted something to drink. So I looked through our fridge and I noticed that there was no milk. This is a nighmare. Can any of you imagine a world without...

clouds

06/21/2013 14:46
Have you ever looked at a cloud from an airplane and just thought to yourself "I really just want to sleep on that cloud?" Well has it ever occured to any of you that clouds are sort of like water...

Itch in ice

06/10/2013 14:05
Can you imagine yourself frozen in ice? Like Aang? That would be really cool. But if you were stuck in that ice and you had an itch and you needed to scratch it. OOOOOO that would hurt so bad. What...

Yogurt -> Life

05/27/2013 22:21
Earlier today I was eating some yogurt after I watched the new star trek movie (great movie by the way). As I was eating that yogurt I scooped a little scoop of that yougurt, I looked at it, and...

Baseball

05/15/2013 20:47
So here I am writing about baseball. Finally I have decided to write about baseball. Baseball is the greatest sport in the world. There are no touch downs, goals, slam dunk, or field goals. There are...

Didaskaleinophobia

05/15/2013 20:23
So apparently there is a really sounding word which means a fear of going to school. The word is in the title. I would type it in the article but I don't want to copy and paste the word again. In...

Little toe

05/09/2013 21:20
Have you ever thought about how your little toe is doing? Have you ever asked how it is doing? I never have. I should more often though. I mean the little toe is a victim of so many feet accident....
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Subject: ebola By: ebola boy Date: 08/19/2014

say something about ebola! no touching no eating DANGEROUS!

Subject: nothing... By: loserbrain Date: 08/19/2014

nothing has happened for days no weeks no months...... or is it years now.... i cant tell anymore.......

Subject: more By: loserbrain Date: 03/14/2014

you should write some more stuff like things about other stuff and stuff like that kind of stuff yeah............ hey how about aliens invading earth or something!

Subject: Re: more By: Spivey man Date: 04/16/2014

Make sense please.

Subject: Re: Re: more By: loserbrain Date: 04/28/2014

what do you mean i did make sense! and you suck at SC2 hehehe

Subject: more By: loserbrain Date: 01/08/2014

i need more i need to feed off of your ideas please feed me more!

Subject: love! By: pee body Date: 11/15/2013

i love you spivey man i love you more than poopy pants

Subject: Re: love! By: Spivey man Date: 11/16/2013

Yes...thank you pee body?

Subject: Re: Re: love! By: pee body Date: 11/17/2013

yes i pee

Subject: [no subject] By: poopy pants Date: 10/31/2013

Spivey Man, I love you.

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