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Welcome to Tales of Spivey Man

My  name is Spivey Man, and I say things sometimes. That is why I have this website. Because sometimes I say things and people think they are funny and sometimes even entertaining. I try to always be grammatically correct, and I hope you all will enjoy reading my tales, the Tales of Spivey Man. My wish is that someday the whole world will know the name of Spivey Man, and when it is heard it will bring a smile to the face of every man, woman, and child, because they know of the great things that happen here, and the mere thought warms their souls.

Here Are My Tales

Opposite of popular sayings

05/01/2013 20:50
Can you imagine a world where all of the popular sayings were said in the opposite way. I mean laugh out loud would be cry in silent. Roll on floor laughing would be float in air crying. This is...

A storm is coming

05/01/2013 20:35
Have any of you ever had to go to the bathroom super bad especially on a road trip? I really hate that feeling. It is always weird that whenever you need to go really bad, and you approach a single...

umm...uh

04/08/2013 21:30
If you have to public speaking especially improvised public speaking, you most likely have heard many umm's and uh's. What is with those two words these days? I mean seriously. I think I have heard...

"like"

04/02/2013 15:17
What is it with the word "like" these days? People say "I was like..." all the time. I hear it at least 20 times a day from each person I know. Let me give you an example. "I was all like really, and...

Stupidity of people

04/02/2013 14:53
People these days are sooo stupid. That is my thesis for this article. So here I go. I cannot believe that people are so dumb. People always put themeselves in danger all the time. It is so sad for...

Look it up in the dictionary

03/21/2013 20:50
Let me tell you a sad, terrible fictional story about a boy name Xander. Xander was a bright young boy who always obeyed the rules, his mom and dad, and was always honest. He always did his homework....

Wikipedia

03/08/2013 19:55
Ok so there is this constant, incomprehensible battle going on, whether wikipedia is a relible source for stuff like research papers, birthdays of the actors, or how to spell some girl's name who...

nightmare #2

03/07/2013 22:01
So do any of you remember my first post. It was actually my 3rd ever post but my 1st tale. So yesterday I was with my friend Jason and we were talking about pizza. I said "What if every pizza in the...

ode to sleep

03/01/2013 23:34
Oh sleep, where have thou gone? You have abandoned me I admit that I have deserve it. We had problems when I was a child But now since I have no social life I really want you back. To quote Jackson's...

"Aww nice warm bed. . . Ah come on really, I have to go the bathroom!!!"

02/27/2013 21:09
You really want to know what I find super annoying? When I get into bed and then 30 seconds later, I realized that I have to go the bathroom. This is the most annoying part of my day. My day is a 16...
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Subject: ebola By: ebola boy Date: 08/19/2014

say something about ebola! no touching no eating DANGEROUS!

Subject: nothing... By: loserbrain Date: 08/19/2014

nothing has happened for days no weeks no months...... or is it years now.... i cant tell anymore.......

Subject: more By: loserbrain Date: 03/14/2014

you should write some more stuff like things about other stuff and stuff like that kind of stuff yeah............ hey how about aliens invading earth or something!

Subject: Re: more By: Spivey man Date: 04/16/2014

Make sense please.

Subject: Re: Re: more By: loserbrain Date: 04/28/2014

what do you mean i did make sense! and you suck at SC2 hehehe

Subject: more By: loserbrain Date: 01/08/2014

i need more i need to feed off of your ideas please feed me more!

Subject: love! By: pee body Date: 11/15/2013

i love you spivey man i love you more than poopy pants

Subject: Re: love! By: Spivey man Date: 11/16/2013

Yes...thank you pee body?

Subject: Re: Re: love! By: pee body Date: 11/17/2013

yes i pee

Subject: [no subject] By: poopy pants Date: 10/31/2013

Spivey Man, I love you.

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